A woman who was incredibly beautiful walks into a bar that had about twenty-five guys in the place. She walks tot he center of the room and says, "I will do anything for one man, and only one man in this room. Normally I charge four hundred dollars, but tonight, it's free. And I'm going to pick that man myself."
She walks along the bar, tempting every guy in the place. Finally she stops in front of one and says, "I pick you. I will do anything you want, and I will do it better than it has ever been done before. What," she asks, "would you like me to do?"
The guy stares right into her eyes and says, "Paint my house."
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