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A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town,
doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town, when
the girl stopped the boy.

"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a
prostitute and I charge $20." The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did
their thing.

After the cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out
the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi
driver, and the fare back to town is $25."

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